never let this fucking video die
SO, I JUST COMPLETED MY FUCKING SENIOR THESIS PAPER. 53 PAGES INCLUDING COVER PAGE AND WORKS CITED, BITCHES. And then I emailed my advisor/professor…with “I DID IT” in the body of my email.
I made a thing (Part 2)
that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.
I NEEDED THIS SO MUCH IN MY LIFE, I JUST NOW REALIZED THAT
YES. I APPROVE.
*chokes on Skittle*
"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks
I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.
This is such a bizarrely specific type of douche.
If you don’t like tipping how about you do something radical to get rid of waiter’s ridiculous minimum wages instead of being a dick, go make a petition or something.
Waiters should be paid full wages, and tips should be entirely optional and not expected. And even if they weren’t expected, if I sat down with 64 douchey people and made the waiters go insane, I would fucking tip for their effort and good service, since that was the original point of tipping. Morons
Is this a joke?
what in the actual fuck
hey everyone !
So my mom’s been feeling really down lately and i’m really hoping you guys can help me try to make her feel better.
She cosplays the cabbage merchant from avatar and she’s often self conscious about leaving the hotel room at cons, so i’m hoping you can help me make her popular on tumblr. she’s really cute and sweet and she worked so hard on this cosplay! she even carries around real cabbages please give her love ok
oh god I met her and she was awesome and sweet!!!
(also I am the sad looking Roxy in the background and I feel like I am ruining this perfect picture)
I love her soo much! You guys this is the nicest women you will EVER meet. She is so respectful and caring towards everyone and just phenomenal.
!!! thank you all so much
Michelle your momma is the best
passing tips: move over into the left lane and speed up
dont forget to signal
My niece has successfully mastered all the steps of pastamorphosis. I am proud.