‘got herself pregnant’ is the dumbest phrase in the world like forreal if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we’d have eaten all the men long ago
it actually is possible to get pregnant (without the sperm of a man whatsoever) using bone marrow from another woman! a child conceived this way can only be female so actually, men are entirely useless. fun fact
let’s begin the feast (◉‿◉✿)
Sweet Dream ♪
(This was too great not to share!)
Submitted By: Thomas D.
Location: Ohio, United States
if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.
if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.
and that is an abusive relationship.
THE BEST PART ABOUT SHIPPING MY OWN CHARACTERS IS THAT IT WILL ALWAYS BE CANON